Stories and Stuff
*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

alpha-beta-gamer:

Guns, Gore & Cannoli is a over-the-top, comical, Metal Slug-style action shooter, featuring beautiful hand drawn animation, 2 player co-op, mobsters, zombies and plenty of weaponry.

Set in the roaring 20′s, your old school gangster must fight, shoot, blast and kick his way through a zombie infested city run by two rival mafia bosses to find a ‘goodfella’ who has gone missing.  What follows is a bombastic side-scrolling arcade shooter, with a great sense of humour and a metric ton of OTT Cartoon violence.

Coming to PC, Mac, PS4, Xbox One and Wii UGuns, Gore & Cannoli is essentially a shiny new Metal Slug with old school gangsters – and it’s a blast.

Download the free Alpha Demo & Visit the Kickstarter Page

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micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens

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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

killscreen:

MAKE SURE YOU LOSE IN “ANTI-RACING” GAME BOXCAR BRATS
Triumph! At last.

nbchannibal:

Have we got a treat for you, Fannibals! This Saturday before PaleyFest, our cast is gathering to answer YOUR questions here on Tumblr! The twist is they can only answer them in GIFs [happy cannibal noises]!

If you’ve got a question for Mads, Hugh, Caroline, Laurence or Bryan (we know you do) that can only be truly expressed through a GIF, ASK HERE and they may answer it on Saturday (around 6pm ET).

Let the games begin. *maniacal laughter*

Your pokémon snapped out of its confusion!

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alpha-beta-gamer:

Izle is a beautiful, action adventure RPG where you build your own magical world using and summoning the power of the gods.

You’ll be creating whole floating islands, connecting them together, and continuing to advance with more diverse terraforming building powers.  The islands are procedurally generated, and each time an island is generated it will have certain quests you have to finish successfully in order to get more island creation powers.  Each island will be completely different from another with treacherous caverns, sky castles, ivory towers, dangerous dungeons, and much more.

It’s a gorgeous looking game with a wonderful Wind Waker-esque visual style that blends RPG elements with Minecraft-style world building – Wind Crafter.

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casual conversation

Ravens are amazing

ADORABLE